On  a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.  They heard the announcer say, “We  are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through.” 

So the good wife went out and moved  her car.

A  week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, “We are  expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of  the street, so the snow plows can get through.”

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The  next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, “We are expecting  12 to 14 inches of snow today.  You must park….” Then the electric power went out.

The  good wife was very upset, and with  a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t  know what to do. Which side of the street do I  need to park on so the snow plows can get  through?”

Then, with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to pretty airheads exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this  time.”

I  didn’t see it coming either.

 

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